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崔娃猛批美国“抗疫”:确诊病例天天破纪录,聚彩彩票总统还在忙研究病毒名字…

发布者: 千缘 | 发布时间: 2020-7-30 00:33| 查看数: 68| 评论数: 0|

今天的内容不是TED演讲,而是节目双语稿,在最近一期《每日社交隔离秀》节目上,崔娃对美国的抗疫表现再次进行猛烈抨击,尤其是对总统特朗普。他嘲讽特朗普,当科学家努力研制疫苗,寻找抗击疫情的方法时,那个应当负起责任的人却还在那里研究病毒的名字。

之前特朗普在出席活动时,变着花样给新冠病毒起名字,如“武汉病毒”,“功夫病毒”,还说新冠肺炎的官方英文名“COVID-19”很奇怪,不知道这个“19”是什么意思,着实讽刺。后面有音频和中英文双语稿子。



The COVID-19 pandemic, the virus that s somehow been to more parts of America than Guy Fieri. Back in March, when we first realized how serious it was, a lot of people were like, "Damn, this might not be over until, like, the summer." Well, summer s here, and it turns out corona might just be getting started. COVID-19大流行,这种病毒比盖伊·菲里传播到美国更多的地方。早在三月份,当聚彩彩票第一次意识到事情有多严重的时候,很多人都会说,“该死,这可能要等到夏天才会结束?!焙冒?,夏天来了,结果科罗娜可能才刚刚开始。

NEWSMAN: Across the country, states are shattering coronavirus records, with nearly 35,000 cases yesterday in the U.S., the highest one-day total in two months. Today in Florida, a record 5,500 new cases, while California has seen a 29% jump in hospitalizations in just two weeks. 新闻记者:在全国各地,各州都在打破冠状病毒的记录,昨天在美国有近3.5万例病例,是两个月来单日总数最高的一天。今天在佛罗里达州,新发病例达到创纪录的5500例,而加利福尼亚州在短短两周内住院人数上升了29%。

And in Texas, the governor s sounding the alarm. Houston s Texas Medical Center reports 97% of the area s current ICU beds are filled, nearly three out of ten, with COVID patients. 德克萨斯州州长也在发出警报。休斯顿的德克萨斯医学中心报告说,该地区目前97%的重症监护病房床位已满,将近十分之三的病床都是COVID患者。

NEWSWOMAN: Texas Children s Hospital is admitting adults to free up beds for COVID patients. Oh, Lord! It s happening again. Just as New York s numbers started going down, the rest of the country is seeing an explosion in cases and hospitalizations. 德克萨斯州儿童医院正在接纳成人为COVID患者腾出床位。哦,上帝!又发生了。就在纽约的数字开始下降的同时,美国其他地区的病例和住院人数也在激增。

In fact, in places like Houston, Texas, it is getting so bad that they re even sending adults to the children s hospital. Which is awful. These people are seriously sick. They should not be at a hospital where all the doctors are children. 事实上,在像德克萨斯州休斯顿这样的地方,情况越来越糟,他们甚至把成年人送到儿童医院。太可怕了。这些人病得很重。他们不应该在所有医生都是孩子的医院里。

What? That s not what a children s hos... Oh. And I m not sure if this is happening. I mean, because, let s be honest, much of America has treated the coronavirus the same way we treat our bodies in the winter. Yeah? 什么?这可不是孩子们的家。。。哦。我不确定这是否会发生。我的意思是,说实话,美国大部分地区对待冠状病毒的方式和聚彩彩票冬天对待身体的方式一样。是不是?

We re always like, "Yeah, I know it s not looking good right now, "but when the summer comes, I promise you everything s gonna be in shape." And then the summer came, and things were still not looking good, and people are like, "Eh, screw it. I m still going to the beach." 聚彩彩票总是说,“是的,我知道现在看起来不太好,”但是当夏天来临的时候,我向你保证一切都会好起来的?!比缓笙奶炖戳?,事情还是不太好,人们会说,“呃,去吧。我还是要去海滩?!?br />
So, coronavirus records are being broken every day across America. In fact, right now, basically the only place where cases are actually declining is in the original epicenter of the outbreak in the northeast. Which is why New York, New Jersey and Connecticut just announced that anyone who is entering the state will have to quarantine for two weeks. 所以,冠状病毒的记录每天都在美国被打破。事实上,现在,基本上只有在东北部爆发的原始震中,病例数才真正下降。这就是为什么纽约、新泽西和康涅狄格州刚刚宣布,任何进入该州的人都将被隔离两周。

Now, that s gonna be almost impossible to actually enforce. But the good news is, it already takes two weeks just to get through the Lincoln Tunnel into New York, so, heh, it kind of takes care of itself. In fact, things are looking so bad for the U.S. that Europe is considering a ban of all U.S. citizens until they can figure out... 现在,这几乎是不可能实现的。但好消息是,从林肯隧道到纽约已经花了两个星期了,所以,嘿,它有点自理了。事实上,美国的情况看起来如此糟糕,以至于欧洲正在考虑禁止所有美国公民入境,直到他们发现。。。

(like Trump): what the hell is going on. And I see where Europe is coming from. Because we can t deny that the United States is doing a particularly bad job compared to other countries. I mean, look at this chart, right? Cases in all those other places are going down, while America went down for a little bit and then shot back up. So I guess congratulations on flattening the curve? (模仿特朗普):到底怎么回事。我知道欧洲为什么会这样。因为聚彩彩票不能否认,与其他国家相比,美国的表现尤其糟糕。我是说,看看这个图表,对吧?其他地方的病例都在下降,而美国下降了一点,然后又回升了。所以我想恭喜你把曲线变平了?

The question is, though, why is the U.S. doing so badly? Well, while many Americans are wearing masks and socially distancing and following the advice of health experts, one thing you cannot overlook is that there are also many other Americans who are just really, really, um... 但问题是,为什么美国表现得如此糟糕?嗯,虽然许多美国人戴着口罩,在社交上保持距离,听从健康专家的建议,但有一件事你不能忽视,那就是还有很多其他美国人真的,真的,嗯。。。

Well, you know, you-you judge for yourself. At a commissioner s meeting in Florida s Palm Beach County, anger erupted after a unanimous vote to make masks mandatory. This turned downright ugly. Here was the scene. And, ma am, as a doctor, I really have many question marks about your degrees and what you really know. And I m sorry, ma am, but I don t think you are worthy of your credentials, and I would ask suggestively -that you go back to school and get educated. 好吧,你知道,你自己判断。在佛罗里达棕榈滩县举行的一次委员会议上,一致通过强制戴口罩的投票后,愤怒爆发。这真是太难看了。这就是现场。女士,作为一名医生,我对你的学士学位和你真正了解的东西真的有很多疑问。我很抱歉,女士,但我认为你配不上你的资历,我会暗示性地要求你回到学校接受教育。

-MAN: Ma am? And they want to throw God s... wonderful breathing system out the door. You re all turning your backs on it. You literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask, knowing that that mask is killing people. It literally is killing people. And every single one of you that are obeying the devil s laws are going to be arrested. -男:女士?他们想把上帝的。。。外面的呼吸系统很棒。你们都对它置之不理了。你不能强迫别人戴面具,因为你知道面具会杀人。这简直是在杀人。你们每一个遵守魔鬼法则的人都会被逮捕。

And, you, Doctor, are going to be arrested for crimes against humanity. Six feet, like I said before, is military protocol. You re trying to get people, to train them, so when the cameras, the 5G comes out, what, they re gonna... they re gonna scan everybody? We got to get scanned? We got to get temperature d? 而且,你,医生,将因反人类罪被捕。六英尺,就像我之前说的,是军事礼仪。你想让人,训练他们,所以当摄像机,5G出来的时候,他们会。。。每个人都要扫描?聚彩彩票要被扫描?聚彩彩票得去测体温?

Yes, it appears America isn t just dealing with a deadly strain of coronavirus, it s also dealing with a deadly strain of stupidity. If wearing masks killed people, there would be no doctors, no dentists, and no hockey goalies. Every hockey game would end with a score of a thousand to 980. 是的,看来美国不仅在对付一种致命的冠状病毒,而且还在对付一种致命的愚蠢病毒。如果戴口罩杀人,就没有医生,没有牙医,也没有曲棍球守门员。每一场曲棍球比赛都会以1000比980的比分结束。

Why are we even arguing with these idiots?! And this just shows you how destructive social media has been. I mean, you have random people berating qualified health professionals because of some conspiracy theory that they probably came across on their Facebook feed. You can t trust Facebook for medical advice. It isn t run by a doctor. It isn t even run by a human. And this is why everyone should stick to Instagram. 为什么聚彩彩票还要和这些白痴争论?!这就向你展示了社交媒体的破坏力有多大。我的意思是,你看,有人可以随便斥责合格的健康专家,因为他们可能在Facebook上看到了一些阴谋论。你不能相信Facebook的医疗建议。它不是由医生管理的。它甚至不是由人管理的。这就是为什么每个人都应该坚持使用Instagram。

The worst thing you ll end up doing is getting a butt lift and buying lots of plants. I mean, sure, your body will be out of proportion and your home will look like a forest, but at least you ll still believe in science. I mean, do these people listen to themselves? Just think for a moment. 你最后做的最糟糕的事就是把屁股抬起来,还有,买很多植物。我的意思是,当然,你的身体看起来会不协调,你的家看起来像一片森林,但至少你仍然相信科学。我是说,这些人听自己的话吗?想想看。

You guys think every government and every health expert around the world is involved in some giant conspiracy to oppress everyone on Earth? But they don t have the power to block that one video on YouTube that exposes the real truth. With this fake health crisis, we will enslave all of humanity. (wicked laughing) But what about those YouTube videos? Oh. Does anyone know how to code? 你们认为世界上每一个政府和每一个健康专家都参与了一个压迫地球上所有人的巨大阴谋?但是他们没有能力阻止YouTube上揭露真实真相的视频。有了这场假健康?;?,聚彩彩票将奴役全人类。(邪恶的笑)但是那些YouTube视频呢?哦。有人知道如何编程吗?

Now, look, having people who believe crazy conspiracy theories and ignore facts, that s nothing new. What is new is that now one of those people lives in the White House. Did anybody see my speech the other night, -on Saturday night? 现在,听着,还有人相信疯狂的阴谋论而忽视事实,这并不是什么新鲜事。新鲜的是,现在这些人中有一个住在白宫。有人看到我那天晚上的演讲吗,星期六晚上?

-Yeah. Oh. But I said the other night, there s never been anything where they have so many names. I could give you... 19 or 20 names for that, right? It s got all different names. Wuhan.Wuhan was catching on. Coronavirus, right? Kung flu. Yeah. -Kung flu, right? Kung flu.COVID. COVID-19. COVID. I said, "What s the 19? COVID-19. "Some people can t explain what the 19. Give me the... COVID-19." I said, "That s an odd name." Yes. -是的。哦。但前几天晚上我说,他们从来没有在别的什么地方他们看到这么多名字。我可以给你。。。19到20个名字,对吧?它有不同的名字。武汉。武汉正在流行。冠状病毒,对吧?流感。是 啊。-流感,对吧?功夫流感病毒. 科维德-19??莆?。我说,“19是什么?科维德-19?!庇行┤宋薹ń馐?9。给我。。。COVID-19?!拔宜?,”这是个奇怪的名字?!笆堑?。

How will we ever know why the disease discovered in 2019 has "19" in its name? It s probably the same idiots who came up with the name Madden 20. I mean, there s way more than 20 football players. It makes no sense. 聚彩彩票怎么知道2019年发现的这种疾病为什么名字里有“19”?可能是同一个白痴想出了马登20号这个名字。我是说,有超过20名足球运动员。这没道理。

So on the one hand, we have scientists searching for a vaccine, sequencing genomes, and generally busting their ass on an unprecedented effort to understand and defeat this pandemic. On the other hand, we re six months into this thing, and the guy in charge of the response is still trying to figure out the name of the virus. 因此,一方面,聚彩彩票有科学家在寻找疫苗,对基因组进行测序,并在理解和战胜这场大流行方面付出了前所未有的努力。另一方面,聚彩彩票已经做了六个月了,相关负责人还在试图找出病毒的名字。

(like Trump): Give me two more months, guys. I think I can crack it. I think the one and the nine goes together, it makes ten, times two is 2020, that s why it s happening now. I guess what I m trying to say is, you might want to upgrade to Zoom Premium, because... we re gonna be talking in those little boxes for a while. Well, that s our show for today. (模仿特朗普):再给我两个月,伙计们。我想我能破解它。我认为1和9合起来,等于10,乘以2就是2020年,这就是为什么现在会发生。我想我想说的是,你可能想升级到Zoom Premium,因为。。。聚彩彩票要在那些小盒子里谈一会儿。好吧,这是聚彩彩票今天的节目。


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